lonesome-bones:

tarotprose:

To find out if you are a morning gay or an evening gay separate your major arcana from the minor arcana. With the major arcana deck in your hands throw your cards up in the air, if the sun card lands face up…. Morning gay… if the moon lands face up… evening gay. if both sun and moon land face up… you are a solar eclipse gay and if you got the fool… then… that is between you and your deck =p

Legal Disclaimer:
This may or may not work for you. Idk how sassy your cards are. This trick is also for amusement only. Results will and may vary. XD

Oh man I wish I had a physical tarot deck….

Wait…. I have a cartomancy deck. Maybe this could be of use to some of you who want to do this but don’t have a tarot deck to use. Hope this is okay to add, @tarotprose !!!

Queen of hearts = morning lesbian

Queen of spades = evening lesbian

King of hearts = morning gay

King of spades = evening gay

Jack of hearts = morning bisexual/pansexual

Jack of spades = evening bisexual

(via shroud-of-roses)

yahooyellow:

Celebrating Sabbats on a Different Day

Some of you may be busy on the day of a sabbat, but do not let that deter you from celebrating! You can celebrate the day before, the day after, the whole week, or even the whole month! Your celebration can be as long and as elaborate as you want it to be, and you can do it on any day you would like!

(Simple card pull I did - deck is Shadows and Light, stickers from picsart)

My Ostara lasted the entirety of the week, doing a bit at a time because I was busy the actual day of the sabbat. Most of my celebrating and rituals were actually the day after!

And if you are busy - here are some ideas to celebrate

• Light a candle, say a small prayer or chant, and just meditate a little

• Do a simple card pull!

• Cleanse - you, your room, everything. Even something simple, like lighting sage

• Look outside - think about the season and how it is changing, take it all in

What matters is that you are celebrating the sabbat in ways that focus on its actual meaning, the day you celebrate it on doesn’t actually matter!

(Image is mine - rider waite deck)

I just want this to be a tip for new witches as well! Sometimes we are scared off by sabbats, overwhelming ourselves in planning and being discouraged when we miss the exact date. You can always celebrate another day or for two days or the whole month! You can simplify your celebration! Do what you need to do to enjoy your witchiness to the fullest!

deathwisher:

I don’t think people realize how much strength it takes to pull your own self out of an anxiety attack or a panic attack. So if you’ve done that today or any day, I’m proud of you.

(via torque-witch)

chatdomestique:

elodieunderglass:

memeufacturing:

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

(via greenassin)

krist0ffers0n:

suckindeathsdick:

meanexwife:

meanexwife:

hey fellas last night i took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer & essentially enterred the fifth dimension of sleepwalking in which i awoke but enterred a dissociative fit so strong i was really confused why my loving girlfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking bjorn, who i had to bring some furs to. also i might’ve cried about this. don’t remember

was informed i left out the best part of this 3am experience which was the bit where i, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, “i don’t know what this is!”

bruh you astral planed so hard you fell back into a past life

“I don’t know what this is!” Crying rn

(via a-magpie-witchling)

covenoftheopenmind:

1. Put a couple drops of essential oils on light bulbs to make a room smell fresh and add a magickal touch. Make sure you do this while the light is off otherwise the light bulb will explode.
2. Keeping an acorn at your window will keep lightning from striking.
3. Keep a Kitchen Witch (Cottage Witch) doll in your kitchen to bring good luck and to keep away any ill meaning spirits.
4. Spilling water on your tablecloth means a storm is coming. The same is true of a coffee pot that boils over.
5.Burn a candle on your stove to symbolize the hearth fire of the past. This honors your patron kitchen Goddess and fills your home with love. Candles have a longer burning life if you place them in the freezer for a few hours before lighting them.
6. To keep an unwanted visitor from returning sweep whatever room or rooms they were in as soon as they leave your home.
7. Never sweep your kitchen after the sun goes down.
8. Two yolks in an egg foretell a marriage.
9. Cakes should be baked while the sun is rising.
10. Never turn a loaf of bread upside down after it has been cut.
11. It’s good luck to receive a loaf of bread as a house-warming present.
12. To throw away bread is to throw away any potential luck and prosperity that would come to your home, instead make breadcrumbs or feed it to the birds.
13. If a ring of rice forms around the edge of a pot it means money is coming.
14. Wine leftover from ritual…freeze it in ice cube trays then add a cube or two to gravies, sauces, and casseroles as needed.
15. To make your food taste better keep a quartz crystal on or near your stove.
16. When given a plant as a gift you should not say thank you or the plant will die.
17. Those looking for love should place a pot of basil on their windowsill.
18. Rosemary can be placed under pillows to ward of evil spirits.
19. In ancient times it was believed that in gardens “where rosemary flourished, the woman ruled.”
20. Lavender can be placed under the mattress to bring passion to the marital bed or hung on a bedpost for protection.
21. Growing ivy in your home guards against disaster.
22. Grow a spider plant (chlorophytum comosum) in a space you want to purify.

-Unknown source

legeia:

As a chef-in-training I love to use flowers in my cooking so why not witchcraft too! Flowers add a splash of colour, taste, and a little bit of whimsy. People have been using flowers in cooking all the way back to the Romans and ancient Greeks. Many cultures today still use them too; Indians use roses and Italians use artichoke flowers. The tastes also vary! Some add spice and others a sweetness.

Eating Flowers Safely

1. Eat flowers you know are definitely edible - if you’re uncertain look in a reference book.
   
2. Eat flowers you have grown your self or are consumption grade. Nurseries and florists commonly use pesticides on the flowers.
   
3. Do not use flowers you have found at a park or near the edge of a road as they may be contaminated by car pollution and pesticides.
   
4. Only eat the petals and remove the pistols and stamens before eating.
   
5. To keep the flowers fresh place them on a wet paper towel and keep them in the fridge for up to 10 days.
   
6. If your flowers wilt put in some ice water.
   

Flowers and Their Properties

• Allium - Depends on which variety but means the same as the herb- All the flowers in the allium family (leeks, chives, garlic, garlic chives) are edible. Flavours go from leek to garlic. All parts of these plants are edible.
  
• Angelica - Inspiration/protection - The colours of the flowers range from lavender all the way to a deep rose and have a licorice flavour.
• Bachelor’s button -  Love - Grassy flavour. Dont eat calyx as it is very bitter.
• Basil - Success/banishing - Very similar in taste to the basil leaf but milder in taste.
• Borage - Courage - flowers are a lovely blue colour and they taste like cucumber.
• Calendula - Love/joy - They taste spicy and have a vibrant golden colour.
• Carnations - depends on colour but usually healing - Petals taste sweet but the base is very bitter.
• Chamomile -  Peace - They have a sweet flavour much like the tea.
• Chervil - Joy - The flowers are very delicate and have a slight anise flavour.
• Chicory - Success - Slightly bitter and good for pickling.
• Chrysanthemum - Relaxation - Come in a variety of colours and flavours which range from peppery to pungent. Use fresh.
  
• Citrus - Depends which type of citrus but generally joy - Some of the flowers in the citrus family are edible (orange, lemon, lime, grapefruit, kumquat). They have a sweet flavour and have a very strong taste.
• Clove - Protection/Manifestation - They are sweet with a touch of licorice.
• Dill - Protection -  The lovely yellow flowers taste like the leaves.
• English daisy - Luck - They are very bitter.
• Fennel - Confidence/Protection - Beautiful yellow flowers with a licorice taste much like the herb.
• Fuchsia - Love - They have a lovely tangy taste.
  
• Gladiolus -  Strength/Beauty - Quite bland actually.
  
• Hibiscus - Beauty -  Tastes like the tea with an interesting tart cranberry flavour.
• Hollyhock - Ambition - Bland but are very pretty.
• Impatiens - Motherly love - Dont have much flavour but are nice for decoration.
• Jasmine - Romance - Have a nice sweet taste so they’re nice in sweet dishes.
• Lavender - Relaxation - They are sweet and spicy and are great for both sweet and savoury dishes.
• Lemon verbena - Beauty - The small white flowers taste like lemon.
• Lilac - Beauty - They have a strong citrus flavour.
• Mint - Protection - They taste minty.
• Nasturtium - Victory - Very popular in cusine. They have a sweet, floral flavour and are also spicy.
  
• Oregano - Protection - Same taste as the leaves but more subtle.
• Pansy - Joy - Bland.
• Radish - Protection - Very peppery.
• Rose - Love - Very floral in taste which gets stronger the darker the flower is.
• Rosemary - Memory - Milder rosemary taste.
• Sage - Clearing - Taste similar to leaves.
• Sunflower - Happiness - Dont really have a taste.
• Violets - Happiness/Love - Floral taste.

As I am a baby witch all the correspondences might be wrong so please tell me if you would change anything.

I use flowers in salads, on cakes, in cakes, and I sometimes pickle them too so the options are endless!

(via babywitchguide)

wyntercraft:

Colours: white, pink, red, yellow, orange, brown.

Plants & Herbs: angelica, basil, blackberry, clover, iris, rosemary.

Incense & Oils: vanilla, black cherry, dragon’s blood.

Crystals & Stones: amethyst, bloodstone, garnet.

Animals: bear, dragon, deer, eagle, robin, sheep.

Decorations: white flowers, marigolds, plum blossoms, daffodils, candles, grain/seed, red candle in a cauldron full of earth, doll, broom, milk, birchwood, snowflakes, snow in a crystal container,evergreens, orange candles. (source)

Meanings: First stirring of Mother Earth, lambing, the middle of winter. (source)

Customs: cleansing, purification, renewal, creative inspiration, purification, initiation, candle work, house & temple blessings, feast of milk & bread, lighting candles, seeking omens of Spring, storytelling, cleaning house, bonfires, indoor planting, stone collecting, candle kept burning dusk till dawn; hearth re-lighting. (source)

Element: Earth

Food: dairy, spicy foods, raisins, pumpkin, sesame & sunflower seeds, poppy seed bread/cake, honey cake, pancakes, waffles, herbal tea. (source)

(via stonesandsigils)

mossbug:

i wanna disconnect from all social media and go herd sheep and sell berries and mushrooms and herbal salves on the side of some mountain road for a living

(via the-sister-of-samhain)